Work. Home. School.
Homework is without a doubt the bane of my existance. Luckily, I already have a much better handle on Accounting than I did last semester, and my English II prof doesn’t seem quite as much of a whackjob as the previous attempt.
How to run a Successful Evil Empire
If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord: 1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.[read more]
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. As an extra security measure, there will be motion and heat detectors every 12 inches. 3. My noble half-brother, whose throne I usurped, will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
Darwin Award Time!
It seems a man in Russia decided to visit a zoo, and go play with the lions this past sunday evening, in Kiev.“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” a zoo official said. “A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”Read all about it at Yahoo! News.
